I do NOT like peeps. The only thing a peep is good for is entertainment.
Directions: Take TWO peeps, and two tooth picks. Place one toothpick underneath each chicks wing. Place the peeps 3/4 of an inch apart, facing each other, in the microwave. Turn on the microwave and cook until they puff up causing one chick’s toothpick to poke the other chick, causing it to explode. Bets are not encouraged, but they are allowed. Whose jousting chick will win?