First off, making anyone SNIFF your shin guards is wrong, gross, and digusting. Do you need a reminder?
Before we were dating, Q asked me to sniff his shin guards. Um no.
THEN, he said that since we were getting married I needed to sniff his shin guards. Um no. We are married and I have never sniffed his shin guards. Sadly, I chose to snap a photo instead of protecting my daughter from the nasty smell that are shin guards.
Oh blech! We gave her a lolly pop for her pain and suffering.
Her response to the nasty smell: wwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, STINKY!
Oh, and Q’s team won 18-0.